It's early in the morning and I need to pass the time - so I joinked these from some random deviant journals. Enjoy!

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Meme:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!

Characters: Lilanei Serpenthelm (my D&D OC) and Locke Kallidin (my husband's OC)


How old are you?
Lilanei: I'm 16 years old. However, I'd like to think I look and think a bit more maturely!
Locke: I'm 19! NOT a boy anymore, heh.

What's your height?
Lilanei: Hm... I believe I'm about 5 feet and 7 inches tall.
Locke: Tall enough to kick YOUR sorry backsides!

Do you have any bad habits?
Lilanei: Well, I do tend to say very sarcastic and mean things.
Locke: Tell me about it. . .
Lilanei: Hmph! At least I don't spit on and desicrate the bodies of the dead, you obnoxious buffoon!
Locke: Well, they should have thought about that before they got in my way!

Are you a virgin?
Lilanei: Oh! I... Erm... Gr, that's not a very appropriate question, is it! Disgusting!
Locke: Heh heh heh...
Lilanei: What are YOU laughing at? You couldn't woo a woman even if she was drunk on rum!
Locke: ...Erm.

Who's your mate/spouse?
Lilanei: Oh, me? Well, I'm a bit too young to be thinking about that...
Locke: Anyway, who could bear being around YOU for a lifetime? Jeesh!
Lilanei: Hmph, well, the same could be said for you!
Locke: Hah! Whatever you say. Besides, nobody ties Locke the Great down! I'm a free spirit.
Lilanei: If by "free spirit," you mean "mindless idiot," then I quite agree.
Locke: ...Hmph.

Do you have any kids?
Lilanei: Oh, I'm much too young for children! Even though Mother doesn't seem to think so...
Locke: Your mother is a mad woman! Can you imagine? US having CHILDREN together?
Lilanei: Hah! It's almost as likely as you actually coming up with a GOOD pun for a change!
Locke: Yeah... Hey, WAIT!

What's your favourite food?
Lilanei: Hm... It's quite difficult to find a good meal while on the road. What I wouldn't give for one of my mother's lovely Elven stews...
Locke: Yeah... My mother made a die hard meat and ale pie!

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Lilanei: Huh? Ice cream? I don't believe I've ever heard of that.
Locke: Yeah... Does it come in a rum flavour?

Have you killed anyone?
Lilanei: I'm afraid we've killed many on our quest... However, it is necessary if we are to survive! They were bad people after all.
Locke: Yeah! Get in our way, and we'll take you down! Nobody is a match for Locke Kallidin! Well... Except...
Lilanei: Hm?
Locke: Madoco... She was too beautiful to die, but...
Lilanei: Ugh, Madoco again? She was an evil, disgustingly diabolical woman!
Locke: But... But we could have had something beautiful together!
Lilanei: Ugh! Men...

Do you hate anyone?
Lilanei: That disgusting Maroco! Ohh, if only Locke had taken him down just like his twin sister!
Locke: Yeah, that guy grates on my last nerve! Him, and Lucio!
Lilanei: LUCIO! Sexist pig!
Locke: When I finally track them down, they'll regret what they did to you, Lil! I'll show THEM who their Lord is!

Have any secrets?
Lilanei: Well, I used to keep a journal as a secret, but Locke found out about it... I suppose my only secret is...
Locke: Heh, I know what it is.
Lilanei: Huh? You don't! ...Do you?
Locke: Yup! ...But I'm not telling you!
Lilanei: Liar! You know nothing!

Do you love anyone?
Lilanei: Well... I...
Locke: She's only got eyes for one person, and it ain't that dipstick Maroco! It's... Well, go on. Tell them, Lil!
Lilanei: Hmph! I'm not telling them - or you for that matter!
Locke: Ah! Almost...

What is your job?
Locke: Kicking bad guy backside and saving the day from evil!
Lilanei: While getting into terribly dangerous situations and barely surviving them.
Locke: Ah, c'mon! You know you like it! The danger! The gold! ...The beautiful damsels!
Lilanei: Hmph... WHO are we talking about, again?

Boy or girl?
Lilanei: ...Well, I'm a girl. I hope it's obvious!
Locke: Not with that face!
Lilanei: Grr...
Locke: Me, on the other hand. I'm a daringly handsome, hot blooded man with -- OW, STOP HITTING ME!

What do you do to relax?
Lilanei: I love to read the ancient texts my mother passed down unto me, as well as honing my magic.
Locke: Reading? Pft. I'll take ale and beautiful ladies over that any day.

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RP Character “Modern” Meme

Choose 10 RP characters and answer the questions as though they lived in the modern world!
(Because I'm special, I'll just use Locke and Lilanei again! )

1. What would their favorite restaurant/ food be?
Lilanei: Hm... This Teppanyaki concept very much interests me. The hostesses are so kind and friendly, and the chefs are so skilled! They handle fire with grace, even without magic!
Locke: Heh heh... Those hostesses are pretty good looking as well.
Lilanei: Ugh... Men, you're all the same! When are you doing to take life seriously and stop messing about like a buffoon?!
Locke: Hey hey, calm down, woman! I'm just messing with you... Anyway, I'll take a good English dinner any time - with all the trimmings! Extra steak, too!

2. What is their favorite movie?
Lilanei: Oh dear... Your "sci-fi" genre really intrigues me! Are you sure there's no magic in this world?
Locke: Huh... Magic. Yeah. Those Die Hard movies are pretty crazy, too! That John McClane doesn't mess about!

3. What is their favorite tv show?
Lilanei: How It's Made! I love to see how your interesting little gadgets and inventions are put together... Fascinating.
Locke: Heh heh heh... What are THESE?
Lilanei: What ar-- Disgusting! Turn that off right this second!
Locke: Ow ow ow, okay okay OKAY!

4. What is their favorite Disney movie?
Locke: Pirates of the Caribbean! Fighting bad guys, getting all the treasure -- the ladies! That's what I want for my life!
Lilanei: Hrm... Well, I quite liked Fantasia!

5. What kind of car would they drive?
Lilanei: Oh dear... Cars are so large and frightening. I think I'd much rather walk, so that I could enjoy the nature around me, instead.
Locke: Huh. Well, I want something big! Flashy! Sporty! And it's gotta keep up with my fast paced life!

6. What is their favorite candy?
Lilanei: This "chocolate" is rather addicting...
Locke: Heh, better get it away from her before she blows up!
Lilanei: Shut your mouth! This isn't nearly as bad as your alcohol habit!
Locke: Hah! Speaking of which... Got anything rum flavoured? Or ale flavoured, perhaps?

7. What store would they shop at most?
Lilanei: Borders! I've never seen so many books in my life!
Locke: Huh. Who has time for shopping? I've got butts to kick!

8. Who is their favorite band/ genre of music?
Lilanei: I love soft, gentle music... Classical quite suits me, I think.
Locke: Boring! This "heavy metal" stuff though is incredible! It's got such power! Much like myself...

9. What style of clothes would they wear?
Lilanei: Something flowing and comfortable.
Locke: Oh yeah? Have a look at this "Victoria's Secret" thing... I think it would really suit you!
Lilanei: Oh? Let's see...
Locke: Heh heh heh...
Lilanei: ...YOU'RE DISGUSTING! Really! Can you truly imagine me in something like THAT?
Locke: Well...
Lilanei: Wait! Actually... Don't answer that.
Locke:
Lilanei: Sigh...

10. What sport would they play/ love to watch?
Locke: Wrestling! Those guys know how to move! I could kick some serious backside with those moves!
Lilanei: ...Sports? I'm afraid I've never much been into sport.
Locke: What she means is, she's completely useless!
Lilanei: Well, perhaps some of us prefer to exercise our minds instead of our bodies!
Locke: Exercise our... What?
Lilanei: Point proven.

11. Would they enjoy roller coasters?
Lilanei: Oh no! They're so big and loud!
Locke: Oh YES! Now that's what I'm talking about!

12. Would they read the “Twilight” Series? Would they admit to it?
Lilanei: Hm... It seems a bit... dull.
Locke: Yeah, boring! Wow, Lil - we actually agree on something!
Lilanei: There's a first time for everything, I suppose.

13. Favorite Disney Princess for girls/ Superhero for guys? Or Vice Versa?
Locke: Is Hercules a super hero? I'd like to think I'm a lot like Hercules, you know.
Lilanei: Yes... You tell us EVERY day.
Locke: Because it's true!
Lilanei: Whatever you say, "Hercules." I myself do not have time for such fantasies.
Locke: Tell me about it -- you act enough like a spoiled princess already!
Lilanei: Take that back!

14. Would they have a cellphone/ be an avid texter?
Lilanei: Cellphone? ...Texting? What is wrong with simply speaking to them in person?
Locke: Agreed... If I got something to tell ya, I'll tell it to your face!

15. What do they want the most from the modern world and bug you (their creator) with to bring into RP ALL the time? (/ try to convince you they can have it and it’s real XD )
Locke: Television! I love... these... channels... Heh heh heh--
Lilanei: ...TURN THAT OFF!
Locke: OW OW, OKAY! Jeez, Lil... What were you hitting me with anyway?
Lilanei: Hmph... If you must know, it's this thing called a "baseball bat." I think I quite like this. Can I keep it?
Locke: Please... For the love of my health, say NO!